My sister and I were chatting online today and we were discussing what we'd like to do to people who seriously piss us off and we accumulatively came up with the following list:
- Cut a raw onion and glue it under the desk of the varmint who is irritating you at work and wait for the smell to permeate. It is a very difficult smell to remove once it is present. *hahahahaha*...
- Dress in camouflage gear and sneak up to your neighbour, who is playing music way too LOUD at 5am, and rip out the main fuse and sneak back home.
- Turn the Gerni super high powered water hose on the same neighbour the following Monday morning as he is getting in his car to go to work.
- Buy weed killer and inscribe the word "C*NTZ" on their front lawn.
- Battery acid on the bonnet of their car - as above.
- Throw prawn heads in their ducted heating or air conditioning vents.
- Glue kitchen utensils to their windscreen wipers
- Glue their windscreen wipers to their windscreen (HAHAHAHAHAHA.....I love my sister for this one!!)
- Turn their water mains off and pour quick drying cement over it.
- Club them with a baseball bat full of nails and rusty catfood tin lids embedded
- Put a live match-head into every single cigarette that they smoke.
- Fill their exhaust pipes with 1000s and 1000s of caps and then wedge a banana in it. (What does that do?)
- Stir their coffee with a used condom
- Pooh in their desk and say "Who farted??" everytime you walk by...
- Put toothpaste in their haemorrhoid cream tube.
CAAAAARM ONNNNNN! TAKE US ON!!!
I DARE YA!!