Had to laugh today relaying a story that I had forgotten to a friend. Gotta relay it here - not sure if anyone will find it funny but I do and that's all that matters.
Someone I know had a bad case of thrush - antibiotics caused it, I heard her say. Anyway, apparently she heard that natural yoghurt is a great remedy for the itchiness, turning the acid to alkaline - or something like that anyhoo. So, she raids Mum's fridge.......ooooh, did I just give away who it was? Kaz? Do you think anyone's worked it that it was you or is your identity safe, ya reckon?
Where was I...........she raids Mum's fridge and sure 'nuff, there's a huge tub of Paul's Natural Yoghurt, as there is usually. So 'someone' takes the tub away and whacks a whole mutherlode onto her wageenie.
Now see, being of Indian descent, Mum cooks Indian food and the normal array of accompaniments. 'Someone' didn't ask Mum if the yoghurt was okay to use and she paid the price.
Mum had mixed salt, vinegar and chilli powder with the yoghurt and put it back into the yoghurt container. The very same container that 'someone' was now smearing all over her vah-jay-jay!!
Hooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeee!!!
"Delightfully tangy and lemony on the palate"
Ow ow ow ow ow !
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